It's getting pretty tiresome listening to the Left bash President Bush and Dick Cheney for not serving in Vietnam, when Liberals have spent the last thirty years treating that war as one long atrocity. After a generation of spitting on the men who served honorably and even died to prevent Communism from sweeping across Southeast Asia, after robbing them of the public honor they deserved, now the Left is falling all over themselves to promote John Kerry, a man who admitted to participating in the very war crimes they have denounced America for committing... and the very man who crafted the undeserved popular image of Vietnam veterans. Why do Kerry and the Left attack President Bush for not going to Vietnam, if Vietnam was a "degrading and immoral" war, as John Kerry called it?
Impartial News Network, Boston MA -- Senator and highly-decorated fearless Vietnam war hero John F. Kerry rightly attacked President Bush today for his utter lack of Vietnam war experience. The main reason to vote for a President is that he served in Vietnam, as all Impartial News Network readers know.
"While I was in Vietnam for four long months, George Bush spent a mere six years flying jets back in the States. I violated the Hague and Geneva conventions and the laws of warfare -- I took part in shootings in free-fire zones. I took part in search and destroy missions, in the burning of villages. All George Bush did was fly million-dollar jets around on some mission to protect the United States from attack by Soviet bombers coming from bases in Cuba or South America. While everyone in Vietnam was committing their war crimes on a day-to-day basis with the full awareness of officers at all levels of command, as I told the Senate, Dick Cavett and Meet the Press in 1971, George Bush was not doing his part.
"Why wasn't George Bush in Vietnam when my fellow soldiers raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires with portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blew up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam? If he didn't commit the same kind of atrocities as thousands of other soldiers have committed, then he doesn't have the experience necessary to be President, as I do. I did take part in search-and-destroy missions in which the houses of noncombatants were burned to the ground. George Bush did not. The fact that no Soviet bombers attacked the United States during the Vietnam war means that George Bush wasn't doing anything at all to protect this country. All the other members of the Air National Guard flying the same patrols, however, were performing vital duties neccessary to protect this country, duties from which they knew they might never return.
"I referred to Vietnam as a degrading and immoral war in my book, The New Soldier, but I was a hero because I participated in that war. George Bush was not in Vietnam, where anyone who wants to be President should have been burning villages and shooting civilians. There is no record of him commiting even a single atrocity during Vietnam. How can he be President? And now we suddenly find out -- as we repeatedly told the American public in 1994 and 2000 -- that George Bush may have skipped a few meetings near the very end of his time in the Air National Guard. Although he did make up the missed time to satisfy his obligations, and was granted an honorable discharge, the real fact is that we finally found something bad to say about George Bush."
John Kerry went to Vietnam while George Bush didn't, and that should be the sole basis upon which voters make their decision this November. For those who want to consider other issues, Impartial News Network would like you to keep in mind that Republicans want to destroy the forests, start wars, kill the homeless, give tax cuts to the rich, discriminate against minorities and women, put everyone in jail, invade everyone's privacy and get rid of Medicare and Social Security. They will force your grandmother to eat cat food. How can you vote for someone who will force poor old Grandma to eat cat food?
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Posted at Monday, September 13, 2004 by
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George September 13, 2004 01:05 PM PDT
Great article. However, there are many liberal voting numbskulls out there that will take it as truth.
It's too bad that simple IQ tests cannot be required before ballots are issued. Wait a minute, I take that back, that sounds too much like conservative thinking.
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Jamie September 13, 2004 07:51 PM PDT
George, I had the very same idea - there are some who would believe this. These last several weeks I have seen liberal commentators for whom I had a modicum of respect (for their absolute belief in their views), turn into rabid, incoherent maniacs over the "unproven" Swft Vet ads, while at the same time ranting about how Bush should answer the questions brought up by Dan Blather and his phony documents. (Juan Williams comes to mind, as does Alan Colmes.) They have lost all perspective. |
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Laura September 14, 2004 05:12 PM PDT
George: I agree with you. The reason there are so many 'numbskulls' out there is that we do not teach children how to reason anymore we indoctrinate them. |
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