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Thursday, October 26, 2006
Iraq, the War, and the Kitchen Sink

As many times as those who support the struggle in Iraq have tried to explain its place in the context of the larger War on Terror, reason and facts have failed to make an impression on Liberals. Unfortunately, as many of us have found, one cannot hope to convince using logic people whose worldview is based on emotion. Perhaps drawing an analogy might do the trick.

Iraq, it seems, was like the plug in the kitchen sink.

Most bachelors eventually come face to face with the dreaded kitchen sink. It's not something you plan on. After a period of living alone, you come to the realisation that no one is going to complain if the dishes are not washed immediately... so, you don't. You put them in the sink, but never really make the time to wash them, somehow. *

You start to feel a little guilty about not washing them, usually about the time your last dish hits the sink and you start using paper plates. So you run some hot water into the sink, and pour in some dish soap. Got to let them soak a little, right? Only...they keep on soaking, the suds disperse, and eventually the water drains, leaving the dishes looking even dirtier than ever. So you run some more water, and pour in some more soap. To let them soak.

After a while, the water doesn't drain out as fast as it once did. The sink doesn't look all that bad, though, especially if you throw in some fresh soap from time to time. The surface of the water looks calm, and as long as you can't see more than shadowy shapes beneath the filmy, sudsy surface, you don't have to deal with them. One of these days, of course, you will...but not right this minute. It's such a big job now, after all, and there's other things that have to get done.

One day, when you least expect it, you get hit by the reality of your kitchen sink. Maybe you spot a cockroach. Perhaps your girlfriend comes over to watch television and eat Chinese takeout, but screams and runs out after going into your kitchen. You might find a note from your landlord threatening to call the Health Department, after he came in to test the smoke alarms while you were at work. Sure, you can always kill the bugs, take the girlfriend out to dinner from now on, and bribe the landlord. But that's not going to make the problem go away. There's no more procrastinating... you have to clean the sink.

So you buy some of those thick Playtex gloves, scrub pads and a bottle of industrial-strength anti-bacterial dish soap. You consider a gas mask... but how bad can it really be? Answer: really bad. The first thing you have to do is reach all the way to the bottom of that mess and pull the foul, slimy, crud-encrusted plug out of the drain. Until you do so, all that filthy water is going to stay right where it is. Only then can you run the water as hot as it gets, pour in the soap, and start scrubbing... holding your breath for as long as you can before turning your head to breathe. You could swear you've never eaten anything purple and green... so how'd it get on your dishes? That gas mask sure looks like a good idea now, doesn't it?

The Middle East became something like that sink full of dirty dishes -- ignored for years, as long as it looked calm on the surface. Yet beneath the water, out of sight, filth was growing and disease was brewing. We spotted not one, but nineteen cockroaches on 9/11. The Left just wanted to clean the single most visible plate -- Afghanistan -- and stop, but that would have done nothing to fix the problem. Iraq was the plug holding the water in place -- Saddam acted as a block to Iran's ambitions, while enabling many of the worst terrorists and terror groups in the Middle East. His removal has caused movement in the region at last -- as Iran gets aggressive, at least some Arabic countries are finding that they fear Persian domination more than they hate the West. The work is dirty and foul at first, as the dishwater drains, but necessary to cleaning the area. Just look at all the dead terrorists swirling around Iraq's drain... something the "mainstream" media never talks about.

Neither cleaning the sink nor cleaning the Middle East are the kind of job you can stop in the middle, either, just because they're so hard. If you give up, problems will only start to pile up all over again. The up side is that once you're done, you're unlikely to ever let things get so bad again. But only if you finish.

* If you're reading this, Mom: it's fiction. Really.

Posted at Thursday, October 26, 2006 by CavalierX

Maureen
October 26, 2006   09:22 PM PDT
 
OH MY GOD, HYSTERICAL, Especialy, the apology to MOM!!!

I was quite frightened for the first three paragraphs.........and I thought I remembered batchlers???

It really IS Halloween!!!!!!!!

Scarey Stuff, very well put, if not disturbing.

You CAN'T possibly blame me!!!

LOVED IT!!!

SalGal
October 27, 2006   03:08 AM PDT
 
You know, I've tried not to think too much about this whole war thing. I know it's all jacked up over there, still not sure why or if it ever will be "cleaned out", and not that I disagree with being over there because I don't, but you've given me a visual I can understand about what it means to be over there and what it will take to get it done.

Fully grossed out now, thank goodness dinner was hours ago!, but also fully enlightened.

Thanks :)
CavalierX
October 27, 2006   05:43 AM PDT
 
Hehheh... well, as Maureen said, it's Halloween, and horror stories are appropriate.
huckupchuck
October 27, 2006   10:57 AM PDT
 
CavalierX - I admit, this is a very effective analogy. I don't think most liberals would disagree with you. I do think, though, that what liberals might argue is that another way to solve the problem is simply to just unmoor the sink, with its dirty dishes and filthy water all inside, and toss it in the garbage heap. Now, no more dirty dishes problem; but also no more sink to continue to wash your hands in. It is in the manner of cleaning up the mess where much of the disagreement lies in how this current war is being prosecuted.

Think of it another way: instead of throwing out the sink altogether, one might argue that cleaning it out with industrial chemicals and pure ammonia can get the dishes and sink all sparkly. But when you realize that your houseguests, who marvel at the cleanliness of your kitchen sink, find themselves constantly having to seek medical help for chemical poisoning after eating dinner on chemically-treated plates at your house, it might be time to rethink the cleaning method and admit that the poison in your sparkly sink is not necessarily the best alternative to a crud infested, cockroach-attracting, foul-smelling soup.

Oh, and when you can find those enzymes to put in your sink that will make it such that the sink and its occupants will, in the future, stand up and assume responsibility for their own cleanliness after you stand down from that initial, thorough scrubdown, please let me know. I'd spend a nice chunk of change for that.

As for your claim that your sink story is really fiction, and has no bearing on the reality of your sink's condition or your own attitudes about diswashing, I'm touched to see that you and James Webb have something in common!
CavalierX
October 27, 2006   01:20 PM PDT
 
Sorry, huck, but your sink analogy doesn't hold water, especially considering that you had to alter mine in order to make it. Sorry, but I never mentioned using industrial chemicals or poison -- you did. Are you suggesting that we've used WMDs in Iraq? I'd like to see the evidence, please. And I'm not surprised to see that you don't even get the joke at the end. Liberals are not known for having a sense of humor.
Maureen
October 27, 2006   09:13 PM PDT
 
ROTFLMAO
Logipundit
October 28, 2006   09:33 PM PDT
 
CavalierX,

Long time, no read...great analogy. What amazes me is those who blame US policy for EVERYTHING, but still say "Of course I supported going into Afghanistan...why haven't we found Bin Ladin?...huh? WHY?..."

If everytime we kill a terrorist, two more pop up in their place, then what good what it be to find Bin Ladin? I thought it was all our fault?... But again, logic, schmogic.

Thanks for keeping reason alive in the blogosphere.
Friend of USA
November 2, 2006   11:25 AM PST
 
Some liberals would argue the cockroaches have every right to live in your kitchen sink and around your kitchen.

Some liberals would argue that if you respect the cockroach culture and way of life, then cockroaches will not be angry at you and will not do destroy your property nor do you any arm, yes definitely some liberals would tell you that if you respect roaches they will respect you back.

Some liberals would refuse to see or admit that the number of roaches is increasing very fast and that they are are spreading out to other area of the house.

Some liberals would argue that the only reason why roaches seem to be
" invading " other areas of your house is because you don't provide them with enough help and free food; it is all your fault.

Some liberals would argue that humans and human culture is not superior to roaches and roache's culture, and that roaches were here before humans were so the earth is not yours more than it is theirs; roaches are not the intruder or the invader, humans are.

Some liberals would oppose your right to defend your home against roaches and would call killing roaches; murder.

And some other liberals would say the same about the mold and fungus growing on your dirty dishes.

Liberals are a strange but simple insect.
huckupchuck
November 2, 2006   12:09 PM PST
 
"Sorry, but I never mentioned using industrial chemicals or poison -- you did. Are you suggesting that we've used WMDs in Iraq?"

No, Cav, I wasn't suggesting that at all. My point was just to say that some methods of cleaning the sink are not necessarily the best methods, and could actually harm our interests. I think liberals would not argue that the sink doesn't need to be cleaned, just that the way currently being used to clean it isn't the best way and can cause harm.
 

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